Spectacular Tuesday

So its later in the month and to tell the truth I'm feeling good. It's not all roses but on the whole, the grand scheme and the overall outlook, things are on the up.

Ive decided that as A.) I live in Australia merely 20 metres from the nearest beach B.) I'm single that it may be time to get in a little bit of shape for the summer. So that means no drinking and back to the gym. The drinking thing is temporary, 6 weeks at least but that has to be good for my wallet if anything which in turn means money for the summer, which again in turn means money to undo all this good work.

These two things become irrelevant if you don't eat properly so the nights of Pizzas and Thai have to go. This all seems like a good idea, but i have had to give up my one true love for this to mean anything, shes been there through the good times and the bad, first girlfriends to lost friends, fall outs to falls and she never once judged. That she i talk about so fondly is 'Smoking'. God i miss her so much, but it was never going to last, she took my money regular and left her aroma all over when she left. She scared females away and also made me ask randoms if I could "bum a fag" when I ran out in a drunken stupor. But alas she is gone for good and the lungs are clearing.

So that's all about this week, a positive week, a step in the right direction.

Oh, wait the best part of the week maybe even the year occurred last night in front of the television. 'Dance Yo Ass Off' the finest concept for a television show has finally broken out and aired on channel 9. I sat for hours l st night as "big boned" and all round fat people danced gleefully to the hummings of Lady Gaga and Britney Spears. This allowed me to laugh my fucking ass off for 2hours at people fresh out of the KFC kitchen lunge, spin and pirouette around a stage in the most reveling and homo-erotic outfits ever seen made to elephant size.

The tears at the end of the show at the first contestants elimination, weren't wasted on me as i sat awake all evening wondering if she would be crying in a KFC family bucket or a selection of MacDonald's burgers and sides.

Then after that show had provided side splitting laughter along comes Clarkson and the boys,hidden away on the old Foxtel Planner, providing an hour of more fasinating television as they attempted and sucessed to navigate their way to the north pole in a Toyota Hilux.

Spectacular tuesday.